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 KEEPING TRACK
So, your girlfriend’s cancelled your date with the excuse that her mum is sick and she has to go look after her. But is she really where she says she is? Now thanks to a GSM mobile phone tracking system via the GPS-TRACK satellite network, you can track your partner anywhere in the world, 24 hours a day
Visit the website, type in any mobile number and start searching. Based on repeater triangulation, the system tracks mobile phones using GPS and GSM technology. So be careful if you’ve got a company mobile and you pull a sickie then go off to the pub! Go try out this site – you’ll be surprised at what you find.
www.track-your-partner.com
 ROTTING AWAY
There’s several helpful websites on the subject of death: from helping people to cope with their grief to existential discussions on what happens to us when we die. This site is a little different in that it focuses on our decomposition. Learn about the different stages of decomposition, and even the different types of fauna that will inhabit your rotting corpse.
For the ethically minded among you, you’ll be pleased to know that when you’ve finished with your mortal coil, it’ll go to good use: moths, cheese flies, carrion beetles and the eastern golden-haired blowfly will feast upon your flesh. Ah, the cycle of death and rebirth is fascinating.
www.deathonline.net/decomposition
 BEANIE POWER
Thank goodness someone’s got our best interests at heart. Big Brother is watching us, and it probably won’t be long before the Thought Police are arresting us for ... thinking. You may be pleased to know then that you can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers by making an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) to block incoming signals.
They also apparently block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, “keeping the secrets in your head truly secret”. They’re easy to make and are operated manually – you just, um, put it on your head and wear it. Get ready to be a trendsetter!
http://zapatopi.net/afdb
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