Mullet mania

This a ‘hard-core’ mullet page. Yes, there are people out there who love the haircut so much, they’ve designed a website to meet others who share their passion. MulletJunky is, according to the site’s owner, “designed for the above-average mullet enthusiast. This is not intended for people who think mullets are funny in a Ha-Ha way. To a true mullet connoisseur, the mullet is not viewed as just a haircut. It's a phenomenon...a culture...a rare breed that can transform interest and curiosity into obsession.”

Dine out on mullet terms such as ‘mullestache’ which is apparently a molester-style mustache worn by most mullets and cops; and an ‘advanced’ term: mullderline: “That in-between stage in the development of the mullet” (comes complete with an example).

Knock yourself out by trolling through pics of various mullets including the ‘animull’ and ‘femullets’.

Bums away!

Ok, so some people love toilet humour and if that’s your thing, check out the Make Some Gas website. It’s dedicated to “helping you make more gas, whether by increasing your natural gas production from well preserves, or by simply boosting your flatulence”. Yep, this delightful piece of online creativity boasts video after video of farting episodes!

The ‘wedding fart’ is a treat, as is the ‘farting in bed’ and ‘farting in public’ offerings. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Fart Attack game you can play. Deflate the online whoopee cushion by clicking on it before it fills up with too much gas.

Utterly silly stuff but may just be the ticket for a mad five minutes during lunchtime to get your mind off anything serious and work-related!

www.makemoregas.com

Pretty puss

It’s not just the hair on your head that fascinates some people. The folks at LaSnatch have come up with an enterprising way to pretty up your bush. Create the perfect shape for your bikini line with LaSnatch’s templates which include a heart, a triangle, a thunderbolt and a landing strip. Simply place the cardboard template over your box, remove the hair around or within the design and peel off to unveil innovatively coiffeured pubic hair.

If those designs aren’t enough for you, check out the boy patterns that include an X (to mark the spot!), a star, an animal footprint (?) and a downward-pointing arrow. Anyone else think the boy’s get a cooler deal?

www.lasnatch.com